Lil Dicky - HAHAHA Lyrics

That's a joke, that's a joke

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin' roast (They gettin' roast)

Ha-ha-ha (That's a joke), that's a joke (Ha-ha)

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)

Aw, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm 'a get the last laugh, now, right here

I remember I was gettin' by 'til I had to get it all

Could just be a movie star now, but I'm just gettin' to the punchline of everything

So buckle up 'cause this a long ride like a limousine

My girl love when I spoon her all night like vanilla bean

I like drinkin' Hennessy

I got a lot of rappers in me, pause, now they wrapped around my finger, wedding ring

Everything got aligned and up

Super calculated like a TI-83 Plus (whoa)

I was out in China, gettin' the bread, rappin' to 'em

No, I wasn't but you believe me 'cause I'm the type of guy that could be rappin' out in China

I'm swimmin' in vagina

I get it, I do it, sometimes I fuck for fitness (Woo)

I got the pussy off Olympics, sweatin' like Olympics

I need to take a breather but she pleadin' say she need it

Back to back to back (Uh), like I'm Kobe, Shaq

I don't know but I got Storch Scott up in my ear and he like, "Dave, you gotta booya on that back" (Yeah)

If I went back on Bumble

Bet the servers probably crumble

I am just another mogul 'til I'm not one

It's hard to say nothin' like you up on Hot Ones

I just got the new facts, and they say I'm top one

Women shave they pussy smooth, lookin' like a Ken doll

Should've said a Barbie doll

Oh well

Goodbye, au revoir

Y'all in limbo, raised the bar

I get on racks like my arm bar (Uh)

I gave my best friend my old car (Uh)

I tried to tell you, I'm a winner, it's just a matter of when (Woo)

I hit the club up with the players then get brunch with JM (Facts)

All this smoke, these gold singles make me pow

If the shit ain't platinum, what the fuck we talking 'bout

Baby, I just bought a house

Baby, ain't no shoes allowed

Baby, my girl so goddamn tanned

She look racially ambiguous, picture this

I'm on prime time, gettin' head while I watch myself up on prime time

Gettin' head and I'm even in a few commercials

And the commercial breaks sellin' sex

Literally what's your hundo?

I got the block on lock like I'm Mutombo (Ooh, yeah)

The way I write, you might as well call me Drumbo (Ooh, ooh, ooh)

This check for me or am I seein' double?

I would lift weights at the gym but then I'm like, "Why?" (Why would I do that?)

I'm a nice guy, gas when I walk by

I just got a package in the mail and I fucked twice

Juggin', finessin', LeBron up in my mentions

They peanut-butter jealous, I'm on her like Nutella

These motherfuckers, they done lost me

Everything I'm doin' lofty

I'm kinda wearin' on 'em like a soft tee

I got it ground up like coffee

I had an '06 write it up, wilding out

Back in '06, I was talkin about graduatin', now I'm on Wild 'N Out

Time has changed, got a lil grayness in my hair, I don't care

I gotta face it, I ain't never know how the money payment workin'

There's a person, couple people probably, I don't even bother

Big up to the father, he be so responsible and so logical

What am I even doin'? Why am I rappin' like this? I'm such a loser

I hate when rappers try to rap fast

Make the kids dance (Ayy), women lick my anus (whoa)

Think pieces on me, New York Times, I made it (whoa)

I'm fuckin' like a fable, doggy style why she kegels

Then we eat a couple bagels with The LOX word to Jada (Jada told me I'm the best)

And guess what? I'm the "it" guy for America (Oh)

Don't mind me, I'm over here just redefinin' the alpha male (Woo)

Don't mind me, I'm over here just gettin' all the opps (All the opps)

How they rappin'? I been workin' on my craft, makin' it happen (Work, work)

We should make a bracket

Don't forget that I'm the comedian, but I'm better than the rappers?

That's a joke, that's a joke

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), they gettin' roast (They gettin' roast)

Ha-ha-ha (That's a joke), that's a joke (Ha-ha)

Ha-ha-ha (Ha), what a joke (Ha, ha-ha-ha)